The Most Superfab Birkin Never Made

A few years ago, when I was on spring break with my family, we visited Parrot Jungle in Miami. One of the animals on display was the magnificent creature below, an albino alligator.

When I saw him, all I could think of was
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When I told my sons that the alligator would make a fabulous handbag, they were disgusted with me. I know it sounded and sounds morbid,but I never thought about killing this stunning reptile. What about waiting until he dies? The lifespan of an alligator is from 30 to 60 years. I think Hermes should sign up for his pelt.

It would be a marriage made in handbag heaven!

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xoxo,
Krom