Special K: Ready for Emmy red carpet?
Me: No, I got my NHL draft tonight...can u work it for me?
Special K: Yes if you explain NHL draft to me. You got what?
Me: I'm doing fantasy hockey
Special K: Special K gearing up with assistant. Need a name for Giulia
Me: Excellent👍 Let's call her G-pup.
Special K: Got it ok. Beer is involved?
Me: Nah
🍻🍸hard to believe
Right?!
Special K: Gotta go need to charge phone
Me: Me too
Have fun.
Special
K and G-pup went to watch the Emmys. After reviewing their analysis, I
chime in with my breakdown after looking at images from the 65th
Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles on September
22, 2013.
Special K: Be careful of the quicksand.
Mind the gap...
Me: Always minding the gap!
What kinda quicksand are we talking?
Special K: Human quicksand.
Ok here we go!
Me: Make it spicy!
Special K: Do my best... Zosia Mamet in Honor. Heinous. Who is she anyway?
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Zosia Mamet in Honor |
Me
way way late: Shosh from Girls and she's like my favorite, funniest
girl on the show. I actually think this gown has a lot going for it:
silhouette, colors, pattern. Drawback: Leather detail sketchiness.
Special K:
Ryan seacrest looking great in Burberry
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Ryan Seacrest in Burberry/Gray Tuxedo Trend |
Me way way late: I'm fine with it, but I'm looooving these guys.
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Jon Hamm and LL Cool J Keeping It Fresh |
Special K: Noooo Heidi Klum in Versace with neck brace. And cheerleader hair
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Heidi Klum in Versace |
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Heidi's "Cheerleader" Hair |
Special K: She is so pretty and obviously smoking hot bod, but I would like to see a more sleek hair style.
Me way way late: In agreement, sleek hair could definitely improve the attitude of the dress... too much beading, kinda old lady in a weird way. Sleeker hair would definitely mitigate the dress's mustiness and give it a more fresh, space-age vibe.
Special K: I don't know who she is, but I think if you have tattoos you should not wear a cut out dress showing your tats. Yuck
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Lena Dunham of Girls |
Me way way late: You gotta be talking about Lena Dunham... everyone talks about her tats.
Special K:
Katrina Bowden 30 rock. Holy shit gorgeous
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Katrina Bowden in Badgley Mischka |
Me way way late: Agreed! Earrings are SuperFabulous with gown. She aptly illustrates a little beading goes a long way!
Special K: So boring. No spice... this show.
Special K: Kolbie Smulders very nice color dress, very strange breast region
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Colbie Smulders in J. Mendel |
Me way way late: I have no problems with Colbie's look.
Special K: Ana Faris. I mean seriously with all the cash these people have. Scary looking. Halloween scary
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Anna Faris in Monique Lhuillier |
Me way way late: Extremely difficult color to pull off...
Special K: OMG Laura Dern looks amazing. Hope for us more mature ladies
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Laura Dern in Naeem Khan |
Me way way late: Taking it to an HNL!
Special K: Elizabeth Moss, love the hair, love the dress.
Gotta go feed my horses. Sorry will miss some of the action...
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Elizabeth Moss in Andrew Gn |
Me way way late: Nothing wrong here.
Special K: Ok, now the show's getting good...
Best dress, best shoes, best jewelry, Allison Williams? From Girls. I want the serpent ring!!!
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Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren |
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Fi-erce Roger Vivier's |
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Tina Fey in Narciso Rodriguez and also the Roger Vivier's |
Me way way late: Allison and Tina both convey a sense of spareness in the same palette and shoes and I like it!
Special K: But Claire Danes looks gorgeous too
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Claire Danes in Armani Prive |
Me
way way late: Yes she does! And I'm not usually an Armani Prive fan,
but this dress is perfect on her and conveys a sense of ease.
Me: Keep it coming...👠👗👛
Special K: Good emoji!
I'm out... going to bed.
#1 was Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren. Check out her Vivier shoes. I call them FI erce.
She called them"menacing".
So she's pretty and clever too. Best accessory to being pretty is being clever😍
Night night. Good luck in the NHL!
Me: Thanks!
U da best!🏆
Me: Wait, What happened to G-pup's commentary?
Special K: She didn't watch the show.
Me: WTF?
Me way way late: As great as Allison looked, she's not my #1. There are a few others deserving of mention.
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Zooey Deschanel in J.Mendel |
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Older Sister, Emily Deschanel in Custom Vegan Gown by Houghton |
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Jessica Pare in Oscar de la Renta Dress and Shoes |
What makes Pare's look so special is the combination of dress and shoes.
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Carrie Underwood in Ramon Keveza |
Her jewelry is soooo snore and dowdy...if she wanted to standout, any of these could have been round her neck.
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Victorian Snake Necklace |
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Bulgari Snake Necklace |
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Carvin French Snake |
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Cartier Snake Necklace |
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After all, it is year of the snake!
Loooove the dress, but the hair should be less styled and freer.
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Taylor Schilling in Thakoon Gown |
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This is what I'm talking about!
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Perfect Hair for the White Dress |
Loooove the other details though!
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Perfect Clutch, Nails and Cuff |
My #1s, Michelle Dockery in Prada and Kiernan Shipka in a Delpozo Dress
Wear the clothes. Don't let them wear you.
U r 24K!
xoxo,
Krom