Monday, October 21, 2013

Are You F*©₭ing Kidding Me, DailyCandy?!

I think I need DailyCandy like never again... and I'm the kind of person that opens the fridge when I wake up to get a piece of chocolate. BTdubs, a great way to start the day!
Chocolate Bar, 2012 by Adam McEwen
This hit my inbox this morning. Drum roll please. DailyCandy editors want to help me find jeans to "make my ass and legs look like a gift to the world"...you can't make this sh!t up. But the kicker is the image that accompanies the copy.
DailyCandy Editors
Who would entrust any of these people to supply that kind of advice? OK, I'm going to exclude the guy from this rant, but they don't seem to be able to make their own legs look like 'I'm ready to leave the apartment', and we can't even see their asses which, quite frankly, left to the imagination is making me wince.  This group could do a lot better and I think the biggest issue is the fit and proportion of the garments they have chosen for themselves.

The icing on the cake... the message's subject is, "Jeans That Break Necks". Really? I don't think anyone needs to invest in a neck brace. Or click to see what their jeans selections are.

You can tell me what to do if you know what you're doing.

U r 24K!

xoxo,
Krom

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Word. They look they are a line-up for a glamour-don't.
You tell 'em kromeister. Note to self, unsubscribe from DC yesterday.
You rock!

Krom said...

Right?!...bout the line-up! And thanks!