Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Way Way Late Emmy Breakdown

Special K: Ready for Emmy red carpet?

Me: No, I got my NHL draft tonight...can u work it for me?

Special K: Yes if you explain NHL draft to me. You got what?

Me: I'm doing fantasy hockey

Special K: Special K gearing up with assistant. Need a name for Giulia

Me: Excellent👍 Let's call her G-pup.

Special K: Got it ok. Beer is involved?

Me: Nah 🍻🍸hard to believe Right?!

Special K: Gotta go need to charge phone

Me: Me too Have fun.

Special K and G-pup went to watch the Emmys. After reviewing their analysis, I chime in with my breakdown after looking at images from the 65th Primetime Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles on September 22, 2013.

Special K: Be careful of the quicksand. Mind the gap...

Me: Always minding the gap! What kinda quicksand are we talking?

Special K: Human quicksand. Ok here we go!

Me: Make it spicy!

Special K: Do my best... Zosia Mamet in Honor. Heinous. Who is she anyway?

Zosia Mamet in Honor
Me way way late: Shosh from Girls and she's like my favorite, funniest girl on the show. I actually think this gown has a lot going for it: silhouette, colors, pattern. Drawback: Leather detail sketchiness.

Special K: Ryan seacrest looking great in Burberry
Ryan Seacrest in Burberry/Gray Tuxedo Trend
Me way way late: I'm fine with it, but I'm looooving these guys.
Jon Hamm and LL Cool J Keeping It Fresh
Special K: Noooo Heidi Klum in Versace with neck brace. And cheerleader hair 

Heidi Klum in Versace
Heidi's "Cheerleader" Hair
Special K: She is so pretty and obviously smoking hot bod, but I would like to see a more sleek hair style.

Me way way late: In agreement, sleek hair could definitely improve the attitude of the dress... too much beading, kinda old lady in a weird way. Sleeker hair would definitely mitigate the dress's mustiness and give it a more fresh, space-age vibe.

Special K: I don't know who she is, but I think if you have tattoos you should not wear a cut out dress showing your tats. Yuck
Lena Dunham of Girls
Me way way late: You gotta be talking about Lena Dunham... everyone talks about her tats.

Special K: Katrina Bowden 30 rock. Holy shit gorgeous
Katrina Bowden in Badgley Mischka
Me way way late: Agreed! Earrings are SuperFabulous with gown. She aptly illustrates a little beading goes a long way!

Special K: So boring. No spice... this show.

Special K: Kolbie Smulders very nice color dress, very strange breast region
Colbie Smulders in J. Mendel
Me way way late: I have no problems with Colbie's look.

Special K:  Ana Faris. I mean seriously with all the cash these people have. Scary looking. Halloween scary
Anna Faris in Monique Lhuillier
Me way way late: Extremely difficult color to pull off...

Special K: OMG Laura Dern looks amazing. Hope for us more mature ladies
Laura Dern in Naeem Khan
Me way way late: Taking it to an HNL!

Special K: Elizabeth Moss, love the hair, love the dress. Gotta go feed my horses. Sorry will miss some of the action...

Elizabeth Moss in Andrew Gn
Me way way late: Nothing wrong here.

Special K: Ok, now the show's getting good... Best dress, best shoes, best jewelry, Allison Williams? From Girls. I want the serpent ring!!!
Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren
Fi-erce Roger Vivier's
Tina Fey in Narciso Rodriguez and also the Roger Vivier's
Me way way late: Allison and Tina both convey a sense of spareness in the same palette and shoes and I like it!

Special K: But Claire Danes looks gorgeous too
Claire Danes in Armani Prive
Me way way late: Yes she does! And I'm not usually an Armani Prive fan, but this dress is perfect on her and conveys a sense of ease.
Me: Keep it coming...👠👗👛 

Special K: Good emoji! I'm out... going to bed. #1 was Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren. Check out her Vivier shoes. I call them FI erce. She called them"menacing". So she's pretty and clever too. Best accessory to being pretty is being clever😍 Night night. Good luck in the NHL!
Me: Thanks! U da best!🏆

Me: Wait, What happened to G-pup's commentary?

Special K: She didn't watch the show.

Me: WTF?

Me way way late: As great as Allison looked, she's not my #1. There are a few others deserving of mention.
Zooey Deschanel in J.Mendel
Older Sister, Emily Deschanel in Custom Vegan Gown by Houghton
Jessica Pare in Oscar de la Renta Dress and Shoes
 What makes Pare's look so special is the combination of dress and shoes.

Carrie Underwood in Ramon Keveza
Her jewelry is soooo snore and dowdy...if she wanted to standout, any of these could have been round her neck.

Victorian Snake Necklace
Bulgari Snake Necklace
Carvin French Snake
Roberto Cavalli Snake Necklace, $1,995
Cartier Snake Necklace




After all, it is year of the snake!

Loooove the dress, but the hair should be less styled and freer.

Taylor Schilling in Thakoon Gown




This is what I'm talking about!

Perfect Hair for the White Dress
Loooove the other details though!

Perfect Clutch, Nails and Cuff


My #1s, Michelle Dockery in Prada and Kiernan Shipka in a Delpozo Dress


Wear the clothes. Don't let them wear you.
U r 24K!

xoxo,
Krom

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

most excellent post Krommomma
love from your Special K